F@#% Saturn & His Return

F@#% Saturn & His Return


Every 27 to 30 years, Saturn comes around to check in on how things are going for you.  This phenomenon is known as the Saturn Return.  Everyone dreads it.  For some good reasons, as this time period can be a little tough.  Let us help you navigate this journey.  We promise once Saturn's done with you, you will be an even more awesome version of who you were before. 

Our resident Astrology has over 5 years of experience giving professional readings, with a focus on using astrology to empower and inspire others.  


Your reading will accomplish the following:

  • Introduce you to your unique natal chart focusing on how Saturn is influencing your chart (a copy will also be emailed to you)

  • Provide insight into the focus and length of your Saturn Return

  • Help you curate intentions and affirmations for your Saturn Return.

Reading is available in person (NYC only), Video Call or Phone Call.  An email will be sent to schedule the reading with our resident Astrologer.

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